Funny Jokes

Gujarati patni : Shahjahan E Mumtaz Ni Yaad Ma TAJMAHAL BANDHAVYO.
Tame Mara Marya Pachi Shu BANDHAVSHO..??
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Pati: Kanta Maasi Nu Tiffin.

Funny Jokes

Chin2 :- Chandr Ane Dharti Vacche Shu Fark 6e?
Pin2:- Bhai-Bahen No.
Chin2 :- A Kevi Rite.
Pin2 :- Kem Ke Aapre Chandr Ne 'MAMA' Kahie Chhie Jyare dharti Ne 'MA'

Funny Jokes

2 lover pizza khata hta,
Akho ma akho nakhi ne sarmai ne chokri boli,
Atlu dhari dhari ne su jue 6?
Boy : thodu thodu kha bhukhdi mare ektanu 6e.

Funny Jokes

Ek Ratre Light Jatu Rahyu.
Pati – Pankho(Fan) To Chalu Kar.
Patni- Shu Murkha Jevi Vat Karo Chho Pankho Chalu Karish To Minbatti Olvai Jashe.

Bapu Jokes

Bapu Navu Color Tv lavi ne pani ma Dubadta Hata.
Padosi e pu6yu :- bhai aa Shu karo cho?
Bapu : Check karu 6u.Color to nathi Utarto Ne...

Bapu Jokes

Bapu 2 Bill Gates:"Tame manas vichitra chho!"

Gates:Kem?

Bapu:Atak darvaja (GATES) ni rakho chho ne dhandho bari (WINDOWS) no karo chho.!

Bapu Jokes

Bapu - Tane Khabar 6e?
Santa - Shu?
Bapu - Mari Dictionary Ma Impossible Nam No Shabd J Nathi.
Santa- To Dictionary Joi Ne Levi Joie Ne.

Funny Jokes

Teacher- Akabar Kon Hato?
Student- Khabar Nathi.
Teacher- Bhanva Ma Dhyan Rakho To Khabar Pade Ne.
Student-  Rencho Kon Chhe?
Teacher- Khabar Nathi.
Student- Tamari Beti Par Dhyan Rakho To Khabar Pade Ne.

Bapu Jokes

Dr. To Bapu- Tamari Kidny Fail Thai Gai 6e.
Bapu Poke Muki Ne Roya.
P6i Dr. Ne Pu6yu
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Ketla Marks Thi?

Funny Jokes

Teacher- Mara Pappa Job Par Gaya Chhe Tenu Future Tense Kaho.


Pappu- Te Kale Pan Jashe Koi Ni Takat Hoy To Emne Roki Ne Batave.

Funny Jokes

Ram Ane Ravan Yuddh Karta Hata
Raavan: Oye Bhag
Ram: Kem, Su Thayu ??
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Raavan: Pachal Jo Rajnikant

Funny Jokes

India


Virend(R)
Tendulk(A)r
Yuvra(J)
Gaut(A)m
Patha(N)
Dhon(I)
(K)ohli
Hbh(A)jn
ZKha(N)
Srisan(T)
As(H)win


RAJANIKANTH
Jema Hoy Te Koi Divas Hare Kai?

Funny Jokes

police :- Ame Tamne Chare Baju Thi Gheri Lidha 6e


Bapu – hee ?????????
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Thodu Vicharya Pa6i
To Halo Garba Chalu Karo.

CID Jokes

Abhijeet to Tarika~ Aatlu Saji-Dhaji ne Kyaan Jaaye Che??
wah wah.,,


Aatlu Saji - Dhaji ne Kyaan Jaaye Che?? 


ACP~Abhijeet, Zara AC on kar, Bau Garmi Thay Che.. :)

3 Idiots jokes

To reduce depression of students Sir showed them 3 Idiots..
Sir- Aa movie Mathi Tame Shu Shikhya?
Students- Kiss karti Vakhte naak Vachche Nathi Aavtu.

CID Jokes

CID And 3 Idiots Remixed...


Bacchon ke Kandho ko Kitabon ke Bojh Ne Jhukaya..
wah wah!!


ACP: Daya, Tu Khoni Ne Pakad, Hu "MUTRA VISARJAN" Karine aavyo.. :-)

CID Jokes

DLF IPL ni kem 6e Aatli Badhi dhamaal?
wah wah!
DLF IPL ni kem 6e Aatli Badhi dhamaal?


A.C.P: Surakshit kaale mere baal,Vasmol ne kiya kamaal..!

Bapu Jokes

BAPU NA ENGLISH NAME
Unbeaten Loin: Ajaysinh
Egostic Loin: Gumansinh
Neat & Clean Loin: Nirmalsinh
Heavenly Loin: Divyarajsinh
Lotus Loin: Pankajsinh
Expert Loin: Pravinsinh
Rare Loin: Durlabhsinh
Record Loin: Loin: Vikramsinh
Father Loin: Janaksinh
Healthy Loin: Joravarsinh
Love Loin: Mohabatsinh
Brave Loin: Bahadursinh
Energey Loin: shaktisinh
Young Loin: Juvansinh
Mountain Loin: Prabhatsinh
Serious Loin: Gambhirsinh
Beautiful Loin: Manoharsinh
Vertue Loin: Parakramsinh
Earth Loin: Pruthvisinh
Loin Loin: Vanrajsinh
Tuesday Loin: Mangalsinh
Time Loin: Tembha
Moon Loin: Chandrasinh
Cold Loin: Hembha
Handicap Loin: Khodubha
Small Loin: Bachubha
Black Loin: Kalubha
Poor Loin: Bhikhubha
Over Smart Loin: Paktubha

Bapu Jokes

Bapu ni modern wife e ofc jati vakhte kidhu,
“See u in the evening”
Bapu gusa ma – hu pn joi lais vaydini ,
dhamki kone de 6 ?

Santa Jokes

Santa- T.V no shu Bhav chhe?
Salesman- 1 lakh.
Santa- Kem? Shu Khasiyat Chhe Aama?
Salesman- Light Jat Tyare otomatic Band Thai Jashe.
Santa- oh!! Pack kari do.

Bapu Jokes

Santa: Mere Pas Bangala Hai, Gadi Hai, Bank Lokers Hai, Tumhare pas Kya Hai?


Bapu: Dost.. MAri Pase. . Aa Badha Ni Duplicate Chavi(key) 6e !

Funny Jokes

Girl: Mari pachhad tari jindagi barbaad naa kar
Boy: Kem evu bole chhe ?
Girl: Aa Rasta par Patthar ane kaanta sivay kai nathi..
Boy: Chalse gaandi...mari pase " REEBOK" na shoes chhe...

Bapu Jokes

Bapu Ni Patni Mari Gai.
Dost Tene Shant Rakhine- "Tare Kai Jove Chhe?"
Bapu- Jaldi Thi Laptop Lav
Dost- Kem?
Bapu- Fasebook Nu status update Karine Single Kari Dau.

Funny Jokes

Judge to Chor- Te Divase Chori Karvani Himmat Kevi Rite Kari.

Chor- Kek Ke Rat Na Andhara Ma Mane Bik Lage Chhe.

Bapu Jokes

1st Bapu- A.K 47 Sauthi Khatrnak Hoy 6e.
2nd Bapu- Te Mari Patni Ne Nathi Joi Etle Aavu Bole 6e.

Bapu Jokes

Bapu Ae Ek Var Moti Compny Kholi Ane Tema Nokari Mate Manaso Ni Nimnuk Karva Ek Jaherat Aapi.
Jema Lakhyu Hatu Ke- Smart Loko Ni Jarur 6e, Jeni Umar 21 thi 35 Varshni Hoy Ane kam Khub J Mahtva Nu Hovathi 30 Varsh No Anubhav Jaruri 6e.

Bapu Jokes

1st Bapu:- Cigarett 6upavi Ne. Bol Mara Hath Ma Shu Chhe?
2nd Bapu:- Aag Gadi
1st Bapu:- Tane Kai Rite Khabar Padi?
2nd Bapu:- Tara Hath Mathi Dhumado Nikde Chhe Etle.!

Bapu Jokes

Bapu Taklu Hata 6ata Roj Saloon Jata Hata.

Kem?
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Vicharo....
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Kem Ke Saloon Bapu Nu Hatu.

Funny Jokes

Santa e aishwarya ne call kryo,


Santa – Pahechan kaun ??
Aish – no idea
Santa – Then get idea.


Taro Pati Aakha Gam Ma Keto Fare 6e Get Idea Ne Baira Pase J Idea Nati. ?

Funny Jokes

Pati- Chalo Aaje Hotel Ma Jamva Jaie
Patni- Kem Mara Hath Nu Khavanu Nathi Bhavtu?
Pati- Na Evu Nathi Pan Aaje Vasan(Bartan) Dhovano Mood Nathi.

Bapu Jokes

Bapu Dukan Ma Recharge Karava Gaya
Dukandar- Ketla Nu Recharge Karu?
Bapu- 10 Rupiya Nu
Dukandar- 10 Rupiyama 7 Rupiya no TalkTime Malshe
Bapu- Ok Vandho Nai 3 Rupiyani Choklate Aapi Do.

Bapu Jokes

1 Var Bapu Paisa Jama Karava Bank Ma Gaya
Offcr- Note Fateli 6e Biji Aapo
Bapu- Hu Mara A/C Ma Jama Karu 6u Fateli Hoy Ke Navi Tare Shu Matlab?

Bapu Jokes

Bapu Na Ghare Frnds Party Hati.
DJ To Bapu- Bapu Keva Geet Vagadu?
Bapu- 2-4 Sara Vagadje Pachhi To Janretar Na Awaj Ma Nachya Karshe.

Bapu Jokes

1st Bapu- Aa Nanu Medal Tane Kem Malyu Chhe?
2nd Bapu- Geet Gava Badal.
1st Bapu- Ane Aa Motu Medal?
2nd Bapu- Maru Geet Band Karva Mate.

Funny Jokes

Chin2 :- Yaar Pin2 Lagan(Marriage) Pachhi Shu Thay Chhe?
Pin2:- Pahela Varshe Pati Bole Ane Patni Sambhre,
Bija Varshe Patni Bole Ane Pati Sambhre,
Trija Varshe Banne Bole Ane Aaju-Baju Vala Sambhre.

Bapu Jokes

Ek Bhai :- Bapu Kevu Pade Tamaro Kutro To Sinh Jevo Lage 6e
Bapu :- Are Daffor E Sinh J 6e Pan Khadha-Pidha Vagar Kutra Jevo Thai Gayo 6e

Bapu Jokes

Bapu Pachhad Ek Kutro Dodto Hato Ane Bapu Hasta Hata.
Aa Joine Ek Bhai A Pu6yu :- Bapu Kem Haso 6o?
Bapu :- Mara Jode Airtel Nu Network 6e Toy Aa Hutch Vara Pa6d Pa6d Fare 6e.

Funny Jokes

Pita- Tara Class Ma Sauthi Vadhu Mahenatu Studant Kon?
Putr- Hu...
Pita- Kai Rite?
Putr- Jyare Class Ma Badha Besi Ne Study Karta Hoy Chhe Tyare Hu Eklo Pacchd Ni Bench Par Ubho Ubho Study Karu Chhu.

Funny Jokes

Ek Var Rajnikante Stock Market Ma Rupiya Rokya.
Vicharo Shu Thayu Hashe?
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Biju Shu Thay Gaya Paisa Ena, Rajni Hoy Ke Ena Bapa Ahiya Koinu Na Chale.

Bapu Jokes

Bapu A challenge Feki Ke Hu Kutubminar Ne Khabha Par Unchki Ne Mumbai Lai Jashe.
News Channel Vala Bhega Thai Gaya.
Badha Puchhva Lagya- Tame Aa Kai Rite Karsho?
Bapu:- Bas Tamara Mathi Koi Kutubminar Uncho Kari Mara Khabha Par Muki Do.

Bapu Jokes

Bapu:- Maharaj, Mari Patni Bau Heran Kare Chhe, Koi Upay Batavo.
Sadhu:- Beta, Upay Hot To Hu Sadhu Na Banat.

Funny Jokes

Jo Petrol Na Bhav Aavi J Rite Vadhta Raheshe To...
Ek Divas Evo Aavshe Ane Aapnne Vanchva Malshe Ke...
1 Liter Petrol Sathe Bike Maffat...

Bapu Jokes

Gamda Na 4 Bapu City Ma RECEPTION Ma Jamva Gaya,
ENTER Thaya To SALAD Joine Bahar AAvta Rahya,
Bahar AAvi Ne 1 BAPU Bolya
"Haji To VAGHARVA Nu Y Baaki 6e".

Funny Jokes

1 Var 1 Vandra(Monkey Ni Same 1 Kelu(Banana) Rakhyu ane 1 Vandri rakhi
to Vicharo !!
Vandro Koni Pase gayo hase ???
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Kela Pase


Badha Vandra Tamara Jeva na Hoy.

Hathi-Kidi Jokes

Hathi Na Bike Ma Panchar Padyu To Kidi a Lift Aapi
Rasta Ma Kidi a Hathi Ne Kidhu
Thodo Niche Thaine Bes
Mara Pappa Joshe To Pacho Problem Thai Jashe.

Bapu Jokes

Bapu POSTMAN mate Interview Aapva Gaya
Saval pu6ano Ke - Pruthvi Thi Chandra Nu Antar Ketlu?
Bapu: Jo Tya Tapal Aapva Javanu Hoy To Nokri Ni 1,2 ne 3.

Bapu Jokes

Bapu: Doctor tame maro daru chhodavi shako chho?
Doctor: Yes, 100%!
Bapi: To police chowky maa mari 40 bottle padi chhe, chhodavi aapone.

Bapu Jokes

Ek Yuvan Nu Avsan Thayu.
Bapu Tena Besna Ma Gaya Tya Badha Vato Karata Hata:-
"Bicharana 2 Mahina Pela J Lagan (merriege) Thaya Hata"
Tya Bapu Bolya- To To Saru Thayu Ene Vadhare Dukh Na Vethvu Padyu.

Bapu Jokes

Bapu Pachhad Ek Kutro Dodto Hato Ane Bapu Hasta Hata.
Aa Joine Ek Bhai A Pu6yu :- Bapu Kem Haso 6o?
Bapu :- Mara Jode Airtel Nu Network 6e Toy Aa Hutch Vara Pa6d Pa6d Fare 6e

CID Jokes

Aa Dard e Dil Ni Koi Dawa Nathi,


WaH WaH...


Aa Dard e Dil Ni Koi Dawa Nathi.


Acp: Daya, Niche Utar Jaadiya Cycle Ma Hawa Nathi.

Bapu Jokes

Bapu Railway Interview Aapva Gaya.
Interviwr : Train Accidnts Attakavava su Pagla Bharso ?
Bapu : Railway Track Par BUMP Banavi daish..

Bapu Jokes

Bapu : Mobil ma MP3 Songs Nakhva na 6,

Mobil shope walo : Memory card 6?

Bapu : Na memory card nathi, Ration card chalshe..?

Funny Jokes

Santa A Bhikhari Ne Samjavta Kahyu :-
Tu Bhikh Kem Mange Chhe Aaa Bau Kharab Kam Chhe.

Bhikhari :- Shu Tame Kyarey Bhikh Mangi Chhe?

Santa :- Na to !

Bhikhari  :- To Tamne Kevi Rite Khabar Padi Ke Aa Kharab Kam Chhe.

Funny Jokes

Teacher- Microsoft product Na Nam Janavo?
Chin2- MS excel
Magan- MS word
Chhagan- MS Powerpoint
Pin2- Thodu Vichari ne "MS Dhoni"

Funny Jokes

Police - Saheb Kale Ratre Kedio A Ramayan Bhajavi Hati.
Jelar - Eto Sari Vat Kevay To Pachhi Tu Chinta Ma Kem Chhe?
Police - Saheb Hanuman Banelo Kedi Haji Sanjivni Lai Pachho Nathi Aavyo.

Funny Jokes

Gf – Chand Kya 6e ?
Bf – Chand 2 6e. 1 Upar Ane 1 Tu.
Marriage Pachhi,
Patni – Chand Kya 6e ?
Pati – Badi  6e ? Tya Upar Su Taro Bapo Tourch Lai Ne Ubho 6e ?

Funny Jokes

Mummy Mummy kitchen ma nokar nokrani ne kiss kari rahyo che,


Mummy : Hamna eni san thekane lavu chu.


Boy : HA HA HA…April Fool…


E to papa che…

Bapu Jokes

Bapu- Aa kaapad ketlaNu
Dukandar- Rs10/meter
Bapu- Rs5 ma aapo ne
Dukandar- 5 ma To mara GharMa pade 6
Bapu- Vandho nahi, tame kaho tyare tamara GhareThi lai jaish.

Funny Jokes

Magan Ana Mitra No number Mobile Ma Save Karto Hato. Bapu Jota Hata.
Bapu:- Alya Shu Kare chhe?
Magan:- Save Karu Chhu.
Bapu:- BhegaBhegi Mari Pan 250gm Pack Karje.

Funny Jokes

Bapu A challenge Feki Ke Hu Kutubminar Ne Khabha Par Unchki Ne Mumbai Lai Jashe.
News Channel Vala Bhega Thai Gaya.
Badha Puchhva Lagya- Tame Aa Kai Rite Karsho?
Bapu:- Bas Tamara Mathi Koi Kutubminar Uncho Kari Mara Khabha Par Muki Do.

Funny Jokes

Munni Badnam Hui nu Gujarati Song


"Santudi ni aabru re gai, Santudi tu kyay ni na rai"


Haaa......Haaa......Haaa.....

Funny Jokes

Sikh Sardar: Amare to "Vaahe Guru" Hoy


Kathiyawadi Bapa: Em! Oho! Amare to Pahela "Guru" hoy
ane Ame Badha Vaahe Vaahe Hoy..

Funny Jokes

Munna Bhai - Are Yaar Sarkit Hu Mari GF Ne Gift Aapva Magu 6u, Bol Shu Aapu?
Sarkit - Bhai Evu Kar Gold Ring Aapi De
Munna BHai - Koi Moti Vastu Batav
Sarkit - To Gold Ring Revado, MRF Nu Tyre Aapi Do

Funny Jokes

Javani Aave To Masti Lage Chhe
Paranya Pacchi Te Sasti Lage Chhe
Teniyo Aave To Vasti Lage Chhe
Ane Pacchi To Love Letter Pan Pasti Lage Chhe.

Santa-Banta Jokes

Santa- Mari Patni Jagdo Thay Etle Piyar Jati Rahe Chhe.


Banta- Tu To Nasibadar Chhe Mari Patni To Jagdo Thay To Piyar Vara Ne Ahi Bolavi Le Chhe.

Funny Jokes

Khatarnak andhari rat ma,
12 vage…
1 bhoot bija bhoot ne samjavto hato,
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Dar nai aa tara dimag no vahem 6.
Rajnikat Vajnikant jevu kai nathi hotu.

Breaking News:

Breaking News:

Aaje Ek Train Cycle Sathe Japet Ma Aavi Gai

Train Ma Bethel Badha Loko Mari Gaya..

Cycle Driver "RAJNIKANT"  Farrar..!

CID Jokes

Vakhan krya to 6okri malkai gai,
Wah Wah,
Vakhan krya to 6okri malkai gai,
Wah Wah,
ACP bolyo:- Daya pani ni motar bandh kar taki chalkai gai.

Prem su 6 ???

Prem su 6 ???  . 



Kya ti khabr hoy ??  . 


Apne khali line marta Aavde.

Gujarat Says...

Delhi says- Save Petrol
MUMBAI says- Save Water
KASHMIR says- Save Us
AP says- Save Telangana
But
GUJRAT says =Sev gathia, Sev fafda, Sev jalebi.

Santa Jokes

Police- Car Gas Par Chhe
Santa- Na
Police- Petrol Par Chhe
Santa- Na
Police- Diesel Par Chhe
Santa- Na
Police- To Pachhi Shana Par Chhe?
Santa- Hapta(Installment) Par...

Bapu Jokes

Autowala- Bhai 30 rupiya Thaya
Bapu- Le 15 rupiya
Autowala- Aa Khotu Kevay Pura Paisa Aapo
Bapu- Are Khotu Kyathi Mari Sathe Tu Pan Besi Ne Aavyo Etle Bakina Tu Umeri De.

Bapu Jokes

1 Var Bapu Fariyad Nodhva Police Station Gaya.
Bapu:- Mane Koi Phone Par Dhmkave chhe.
Police:- Kon?
Bapu:- Teliphone Vara, Mane Kahe 6e Bill Nai Bhare To Kapi Nakhishu.